You are Married,
You finally married her. But Why?
But why not?
Her hips don’t lie,
not like our Oga Lai,
nope, unlike him, they don’t.
Her breasts were just too good to be true,
you swear you have never seen lady with a more perfect chest in your life,
you day dreamed of being married to her and just laying you head on them from morning till night.
Her backside made you think of sex, and more sex,
Her face flawless, beauty at it’s Peak,
certainly there’s a drop of greatness in her.
You proposed “Will you marry me”
She said “Yes”
You posted the proposal video on Facebook,
You got a thousand likes,
Your best friend was concerned, he thought you were in lust, you said you were in love,
Your Pastor asked you if you had prayed, you said yes, and that you felt led, the Holy Spirit told you that she was the one, the Holy Spirit or a lonely Spirit?
Your Mom told you to be sure she was a wife Material, but you were convinced she was,
no lady with such assets and equipments should be seen as anything less than a wife Material you assert
She would make you a happy Man, this you are sure of, some how you feel she will, because she is beautiful and well endowed.
The Marriage Committee suggests a courtship period of 12 months, you say you need only 3.
You can’t wait, to do what married people do, you can’t wait to dig in.
All these happened several years back,
you finally did get married,
on your wedding night you discover she is not a virgin as she claimed, in fact what you see is enough to suspect that’s she has seen more Men than a stadium,
you soon realize that beauty is vain,
as her true colors come out to play,
Las Las, Wetin you gain?
The first day she slapped you, you almost swallowed your tongue, the woman who runs a restaurant down the street is now your customer as your wife doesn’t cook anymore,
she is either tired or not in the mood,
you now visit fast foods more than a bachelor,
the last time she let you have sex with her, you had to pay her first, CASH,
you never mention this to anyone
In your own home, you have no respect, she has told you blatantly that she never loved you,
you suspect she is cheating on you now, but you can’t say for sure,
she has quarreled with all the people in your street, people no longer visit you at home because of the Knife you Married, sorry, Wife,
Everyday you regret marrying her, she is making your life a living hell,
those big breasts that misled you were padded, they are smaller and humbler now,
You can’t remember the last time you even laid your head on them for half day, talk less of a full day,
the buttocks were artificial,
her beauty was only facial,
But your increasing blood pressure, a reality
Everyday you regret, you wish you could choose again,
you would listen,
✔️ to your friend,
✔️ you Pastor,
✔️ your Mom,
✔️ To MG
You become a marry-well advocate, telling all who care to listen to choose wisely and not base their choice on a Woman’s body..
Dear Bachelor, this doesn’t have to be You..
Beauty can be deceiving,
PS: Marry for beauty by all means, but beauty of the skin should rank secondary to beauty of the heart and beauty of character…
A WOMAN WITH NO CHARACTER IS UGLY
Breasts and Hips do not make a Woman a wife Material…
– MUSA GIFT